One of my favorite Miami stories is about the German tourist who checked into a hotel. There was a smell in the room which he kept complaining about. Room service showed up several times and each time sprayed Lysol into the air. It was later on when he looked under the bed that he found the dead body. Any competent Miami hotel cleaning crew knows that they must always look under beds.
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